April 11, 1935, Richard Berry was born, and its likely that you may ask “why is that of interest?” Well, believe it or not, Richard Berry will go down in history as one of the most influential people in Pop Music History — and w/ today’s designation as “International Louie Louie Day — this edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy” delves into the Richard Berry Story and lays it all out in a most interesting way. Please join us at 11:00 am Eastern (8:00 am Pacific) for what I can assure you will be one of the most entertaining shows we’ve ever done. Check it at www.titanradio.org or the “ifullerton” app on your smart phone.

In the meantime — on w/ today’s Monotony Breaker. . .

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Six Little Stories

{1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.

That’s FAITH.

{2} When you throw babies in the air, they laugh because they know you will catch them.

That’s TRUST.

{3} Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning,

but still we set the alarms to wake up.

That’s HOPE.

{4} We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.

That’s CONFIDENCE.

{5} We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.

That’s LOVE.

{6} On an old man’s shirt was written a sentence

‘I am not 80 years old; I am sweet 16 with 64 years of experience.’

That’s ATTITUDE.

Have a happy day and live your life like the six stories.

When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.

“GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE RARE JEWELS OF LIFE…

DIFFICULT TO FIND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE!

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The Robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework.” The robot slaps the son.

The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a friend’s house watching movies.” Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?” Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching a dirty movie.” Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what a dirty movie was.” The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale….

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BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY!

This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina .
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then
insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of
small fires.’
The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion..
The lawyer sued and WON!
(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART…
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award
contest.

ONLY IN THE USA ….

NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE’RE NUTS