Today’s edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy” has been uploaded to Mixcloud and is available by clicking below:
Check it out and let me know what you think. In the meantime, enjoy today’s Mini MB. . .
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A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day, she asked Jimmy what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the fourth grade, and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Jimmy a test. If he failed to answer one question, then he would have to go back to the second grade and be quiet. The teacher and Jimmy both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Jimmy: “9.”
Principal: “6 x 6?”
Jimmy: “36.”
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a fourth grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher “I see no reason why Jimmy can’t go to the fourth grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Jimmy agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?”
Jimmy: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answerin gJimmy says, “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Jimmy: “Pants.”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Jimmy: “Firetruck.”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Jimmy in the fourth grade. I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”
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The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate,
private, OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers…
Addressing all ship personnel at Pearl Harbor, the Admiral advised, “The female
sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking
this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”
He continued, ” Anybody caught breaking this rule the second
time will be fined $50.
Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $100. Are there
any questions?”
At this point, a seasoned old Master Chief from the engine room stood
up and inquired:
“How much for a season pass???”
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And Finally. . .
