The twelve days of Christmas have begun  —  and as such  —  its only appropriate that Monday’s edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy” take a look at the “best of the best” in terms of Holiday Music.  Be sure to check it out at www.titanradio.org  at 8:00 am Pacific (11:00 am Eastern) or at the “ifullerton” app on your smartphone.

In the meantime, today’s MB begins w/ some signs that will not only make you think  —  but also elicit a number of smiles  —  and continues w/ other entertaining bits designed to brighten your day.  Enjoy. . .

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(Is there a golf course near your backyard?)

 

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”

“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, Officer.”

“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”

 “Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?’ So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!’ 

“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”

“Not everybody pays!!!” 

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Everyone knows that Dogs are “Man’s Best Friend”  —  and among the smartest of our 4-legged friends  —  but did you know HOW smart???