Male logic… flawless
This a conversation between a man and his wife.
Please note that she asks five or six questions which
he answered quite simply,
but then she is speechless after answering only one
question. l bet this happens more often than not to
most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink wine?
Woman: How many glasses a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per glass?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 40-50 years, I suppose
Woman: So a wine costs $5 and you have three
glasses a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be
approximately $5400 correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting
for inflation, the past 50 years puts your spending at
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much
wine, that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 50 years, you now could
have bought a new sailboat and an jet airplane?
Man: Do you drink wine?
Man: Where is your sailboat and an airplane?
And finally — an interesting observation from
an Irish Art Gallery
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband
and wife were staring at the portrait that had them
completely confused. The painting depicted
three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.
Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in
the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the
gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his personal
He went on for over half an hour explaining how
it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans
in a predominately white, patriarchal society. “In fact”,
he pointed out, “some serious critics believe that the
pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological
oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary
After the curator left, an Irishman approached the
couple and said, “Would you like to know what the
painting is really about?” “Now why would you claim
to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery”,
asked the couple? “Because I am the artist, who painted
the picture,” he replied. “In fact, there are no African
Americans depicted at all. They’re just three Irish coal
miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.”