It’s Spring Break at Cal State Fullerton — no live radio broadcast this week, so a good opportunity to dig into the archives and find a great show from the past that is not currently available on Mixcloud.
And you don’t have to be a huge fan of country music to enjoy this edition of “Country Gold” — check it out at
https://www.mixcloud.com/billdickerson/country-gold-02-02-12-special-edition-1/
I can assure you — this is NOT YOUR GRANDPARENTS COUNTRY MUSIC.
And this reminder that today’s Monotony Breaker — as well as other MB’s over the past several months are available at any time at www.monotonybreaker.com Check it out.
In the meantime — on with today’s Spring Break Monotony Breaker. Enjoy. . .
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Currently reading the Steve Jobs Biography — makes this all the more pertinent. . .
20 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
Now the USA has no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash…
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Tech Support
A woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with this answer.
Dear Tech Support,
’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring 3.2.
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!’
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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams…I love you.’
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
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” What’s for dinner — Zorro?”
THAT IS THE STORY OF OUR MARRIED LIFE
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And Finally — Possibly The Best Email You’ll Get All Year — Enjoy. . .
Makes you feel good, doesn’t it …
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