Valentine’s MB Special…

. . . which is nothing more than subterfuge for some of the sexiest songs of all time  —  at least according to Billboard Magazine  —  so that’s what you’ll hearin today’s edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy”  which has now been uploaded to Mixcloud and is available at the following link.

 https://www.mixcloud.com/billdickerson/oldies-with-the-old-guy-02-16-16-valentine-special/

And by the way  —  you can hear any one of some 50 or so “Oldies” Shows at www.mixcloud.com by simply typing “billdickerson” into the Search Space at the top.

And in the meantime  —  on with today’s Monotony Breaker. . .

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript.

So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!


In fact, that error would be continued in all of
the subsequent copies.

 
The head monk, says, “We have been copying

from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.”


He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives, in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the Old Abbot.


So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

“We missed the R! We missed the R!

We missed the bloody R!” 

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

 
The young monk asks the old Abbot, “What’s wrong, father?”

With a choking voice, the old Abbot replies,

“The word was ….

 

 

CELEBRATE!”

 

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Leather Dresses

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?


Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,
a man’s heart beats quicker,

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his throat gets dry,

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he gets weak in the knees,

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and he begins to think irrationally.

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Ever wonder why?

It’s because she
smells like a new golf bag!!!

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And Finally  —  As the Commercials from last week’s Superbowl begin to fade  —  one more that is really something. . .

https://www.facebook.com/star1045/videos/10152871613882066/

 

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