In the firm belief that we “learn something every day” — I present the following depiction of the “right way to do things”. . .
(and at the same time want to remind you that today’s edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy” has been uploaded to Mixcloud. I guarantee you will find it “fascinating”
(despite the occasional “blunders.” Check it out at
Right Way to do things
This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to share with you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much….I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you.
THE SECOND MESSAGE
This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!?
Hope you saw the funny side of that.
And finally — while the East Coast has had more than its share of rain this year — a multi-year drought continues to plague CA — as entertainingly depicted in the attached...