Monotony Breaker – 11/2/2015

With the World Series now little more than a memory  —  I thought it might be interesting to take a quick look at a fascinating video  from a few years back. And did you happen to note that the guy who hit the winning hit in last night’s Series Finale (Christian Colon) played for Cal State Fullerton???

And after you check out the remainder of today’s Monotony Breaker  —  check out “Oldies w/ the Old Guy”  Tuesday morning at 8:00 am Pacific (11:00 am Eastern).
It features This Day in Music for November 3rd.  I guarantee you will find it interesting.  Check it out at or  or the “ifullerton” app on your smartphone. . .

Most people are not aware that a  secret service guy dressed as an umpire the night President Bush threw out  the pitch during the 2001World Series at Yankee Stadium. Great story!! I’m surprised  that none of the newspaper guys ever picked up on the  “stranger” in  the umpire’s uniform .  Remember this was just after 9/11……………….

This is our country at one of its best  moments….


1..Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called …’Ministers do more than Lay People’

2..Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3..The difference between the Pope
and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4..My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.

5..The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.

6..I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7..It used to be only death and taxes.
Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too. 

8..A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9..My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and a large trash can.

10..Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.

Thought for the day:
Be who you are and say what you feel… because those that matter..don’t mind… and those that mind… don’t matter!


A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

“Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!” shouts one of the drunks.

Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, “I don’t think they know who we are; show them your cross.”

Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, “Piss off, ya fookin’ little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!”

Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, “Did that sound cross enough?


Have you ever wondered what those workers at airport security see when they do those airport full body scans!

CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results:

July 28,2015 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :

Terrorists Discovered






Hemorrhoid Cases


Enlarged Prostates


Breast Implants


Natural Blondes


No surprise here—-
It was also discovered that 408 politicians had no b—s!


And Finally  —  one of the greatest Marching Band Expositions I’ve ever seen.  Enjoy. . .

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