You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
“Are you a real pilot?”
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’
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And Finally. . .
- Cracking the Surface, Lake Baikal
Photographer Alexey Trofimov, captured quite an unusual picture of the ice, here.
He writes that the ‘ice on Lake Baikal is a very interesting phenomenon.’
- The Village, Hungary
This photograph was taken by Gabor Dvornik, who lives half a mile from The Village,
which is set on a natural reserve in Sződliget Hungary.
While the air in this place is special every season, it is especially rare to have a nice, mist day.
‘It was utterly ghostly and very moody out there’ he writes.
- When Penguins Attack, Antarctica
Captured with a GoPro on Antarctica’s sea ice. The photographer, Clinton Berry had studied the movements of the penguins for weeks.
The day that this shot was taken, there were over 60 penguins and Berry says that there was a bit of luck involved too.
- Against the Wind, Canada
In this shot, photographed by Domnic Roy, a snowy owl appears to be fighting against the elements
during extreme weather conditions near Quebec City, Canada.
- Something’s Fishy, British Colombia Coast, Canada
Photographed by Ian McAllister using an underwater housing, this shot captures an intimate portrait
of a wolf wading through the inter-tidal zone on the British Colombia coast in Canada.
The wolf took a break from eating herring roe to investigate the photographer’s half-submerged camera.
- Who’s There?
While taking this photo, Cezary Wyszynski imagined this mouse thinking ‘Who was knocking at my door?’
- Falls in Autumn, Plitivice Lakes National Park, Croatia
This is the country’s oldest and largest National Park, which boasts 16 terraced lakes, formed by
natural travertine dams that change color throughout the day. This photo was taken by Vedrana Tafra.
- Bioluminous Larak, Iran
This shot was taken along the shore of Larak, Iran – an island in the Persian Gulf.
‘The magical lights of the Plankton enchanted me so that I snapped the shot,’ Pooyan Shadpoor says.
- Mother of the Forest, Madagascar
The boabab trees on Madagascar are 800 years old. They are home to snakes, bats, bush babies, bees and at times,
humans. The trees are an important source of water – once can store up to 4,000 liters of water in its trunk.
- Fox Found, Gran Paradiso National Park, Italy
Gran Paradiso National Park, was once a royal hunting retreat. Here, a red fox lies in wait, camouflaged
by the autumn woods. This photo was captured by Stefano Unterthiner.
- Dancing with the Moon, Iceland
The vivid beams of light are a result of collisions between charged particles released from the sun’s
atmosphere and gaseous particles in Earth’s atmosphere. This shot was captured by Andrew George.
- Winter White, Gran Paradiso National Park, Italy
Another great shot taken at Italy’s Gran Paradiso National Park by Stefano Unterthiner.
Among the wildlife inhabiting this pare are ibex, chamois, red foxes and ermines).
- Big Baby, Tonga
This young humpback whale was captured in the waters off Tonga. Karim Iliya writes that she ‘could not help
but wave and smile at the newborn whale almost three times my length.’
Curiosity got the better of it and emerging from under its mother’s fin,
it swam toward me, approaching less than 30 centimeters (11 inches).
- Bird Feeders, China
Abderazak Tissoukai was near Xingping in China’s Guanxi region when he took this shot – a cormorant fisherman at sunset.
‘Xingping is definitely one of the most beautiful places in China, with its scenic karst landscapes, and it traditional and genuine people,’ he writes.
- Kit Friendly, Estonia
This kit fox appears to be weighing the presence of Kalmer Lehepuu’s camera lens.
He writes that ‘on one beautiful evening, the mother went to get food and left the kits on their own.’
- Shining Through, Apostle Islands, National Lakeshore, Wisconsin
This shot, taken by Ernie Vater, captures the setting sun shining the rough ice on the shore of a frozen Lake Superior.
Part of the beauty of this place is its silence. Vater writes ‘you hear nothing except for the occasional creaking of the ice’.
- Yellow Jellies, Rock Islands of Palau
These golden jellyfish are harmless to humans, they spend much of their time following the sun as it moves across the sky.
Sunlight for these jellyfish is essential. Captured by Ciemon Frank Caballes.
- All the Fish in the Sea, Cabo Pulmo
‘This is what our oceans should look like’, Jeff Hester, who captured this shot says. But Cabo Pulmo,
a marine park off Mexico’s Baja California, hadn’t always been this way.
- Imperial Blossoms, Japan
These weeping cherry tree blooms, were captured on the grounds of the Imperial Palace in Kyoto, Japan.
They typically bloom in late March and early April. This photo was taken by Yukio Miki.
- Hull-o, Caribbean Island of Bonaire
This photo shows a diver gazing at Hilma Hooker, a cargo ship purposely sunk off the Caribbean island of Bonaire –
a popular destination for scuba divers. This photo was taken by Marc Henauer.
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