In the firm belief that we “learn something every day” — I present the following depiction of the “right way to do things”. . .
(and at the same time want to remind you that today’s edition of “Oldies w/ the Old Guy” has been uploaded to Mixcloud. I guarantee you will find it “fascinating”
(despite the occasional “blunders.” Check it out at
https://www.mixcloud.com/billdickerson/oldies-with-the-old-guy-11-3-15-this-day-in-music-history/ )
Right Way to do things
THE CONFESSION
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Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to share with you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much….I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won’t happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you. Regards, Alan. THE ACTIONS THE SECOND MESSAGE Hi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that. Regards, Alan @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ And finally — while the East Coast has had more than its share of rain this year — a multi-year drought continues to plague CA — as entertainingly depicted in the attached... https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedVideo/videos/1826459504161590/ |